T-Mobile Mariners

This post is completely inspired by a similar (or maybe the better word is identical) post on Lookout Landing. Using my phone (perhaps you can take educated guesses on what I have from the title) and letting it predict what I'm trying to text, here are most of the interesting guesses my phone came up with:

REAL NAME	TEXT GUESS
David Aardsma	David Absence (too true right now)
Erik Bedard	Erik Before
Dan Cortes	Fan Amster
Doug Fister	Doug Mister
Jose Flores	Lord Former
Felix Hernandez	Felix Groaned
Cesar Jimenez	Areas Kidney
Aaron Laffey	Baron Ladder
Brandon League	Random League
David Pauley	David Ratify
Michael Pineda	Michael Rhode
Mauricio Robles	Obtain Snakes
Chaz Roe	Bicy Sod
Tom Wilhelmsen	Too Wildly
Miguel Olivo	Nightfall Olive
Dustin Ackley	Dustin Called
Chone Figgins	Biome Digging
Justin Smoak	Justin Smock
Matt Tuiasosopo	Matt Microcosm
Jack Wilson	Lack Wilson
Franklin Gutierrez	Franklin Gathers
Greg Halman	Greg Gallant
Ichiro Suzuki	Schism Sixth
Jack Cust	Lack Bust
Denny Bautista	Decoy Activists
Blake Beavan	Blake Beaten
Manny Delcarmen	Nanny Declared
Royce Ring	Soybe Sing
Chris Seddon	Chris Freedom
Chris Gimenez	Chris Window
Luis Rodriguez	Jugs Forgives
Ryan Langerhans	Swam Lingering

While there are some tougher names on the roster, this makes me think more about turning off the auto-complete mode on my phone. However, I am also fascinated by the seemingly high rate of alliteration. Does the predictive text algorithm on my phone prefer alliteration? I think it does.

Also, I can't find a definition for "bicy," so I'm not sure it is a word. Even if it is, it's rare, so why does my phone assume it's what I'm trying to say?

Does anyone remember Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run? It's one of the more underrated baseball games of the past decade. If they were to remake the game using modern players, wouldn't auto-complete work great for their psuedonyms? Wouldn't it be fun to guess who Moonlight Olive is in real life?

Lastly, what great names does your phone spit out?